About Moose

Name: Anonymous Guyovitch
Known Alias's: Anon, Mr. Moose
Instrument: Hits things with sticks, backing vocals
Musical Influences: The Protomen, Tub Ring, Portishead, Maria Taylor, The Black Mages, Sektor Gaza
Hobbies: Not wearing pants, butterfly knives, LAN gaming, disguises, photobombing, backstabbing in TF2
Dislikes: Coffee, Halo, Mayonnaise, Twilight, Buffy, Pyros, when people interrupt him mid sentence, and Gefilte Fish
Something Random: Moose has over 35 pounds of metal in his body (no, really). This is just enough metal to make him elligable to be called a cyborg in most countries. His top running speed is 5 MPH.
Gear Used: Butterfly Knife, Electro Sapper, Magical Cigarette Case, any drum set nearby

Bio :
As the offspring of one of the most notorious female spies ever to hail from Russia, Moose was not actually born in the mother land, but inside a hidden passageway behind the Lincoln Memorial, a fact that still torments Moose to this very day. Technically an Amerikan citizen, his love for the home country drives him to devote his life to the Russian Bureau of Paranormal Investigation. In previous encounters Moose has been forced to bear the brunt of the attacks, which has landed him in the emergency room more than a few times.

Now essentially a cyborg, and an integral member to the team, Moose is in charge of percussion and zombie killing. Whether in hunting the living dead, aiding in the search for Koschei, or practicing with his team, Moose is never short on cynicism. However, in his chest beats a heart of gold...or perhaps surgical steel. He spends much of his spare time working in a laboratory trying to find a cure for zombie-ism. Oddly enough he wears practice weights in the laboratory.